More Leni-isms: "Run Like A Black Man"

If you've been reading along, you know my twelve year-old daughter, Leni, is a muse for me when it comes to writing on race and race relations.  Here's her latest...We're driving down Thayer Street, the busy college kid hang-out strip, lined with spots  for cheap-eats, clothes shopping, fro-yo, and art-house movies.  Leni spots a young, white college kid running down the street.She shouts out inside the car, "Run like a black man!""What does that mean?" I ask."You know what it means--you, of  all people," Leni answers back, with a puff of her lips."No.  Tell me what you mean.""Well, everyone knows there's the stereotype that all black people can run fast.""Oh, okay," I said.  She's learning, I thought.  She learning about stereotypes and social constructs. When we arrived home a few minutes later, Leni shared again."Mom, I have a new black friend in my gymnastics class.  Aren't you proud of me?""Who's that?" I asked.'Tara" (not her real name).  She goes to my school, too.  And, she's in three of my classes.  Oh, and another girl, a black girl in my class, has the same birthday as me," Leni said, excitedly.My younger daughter, Darla, added, ..."and you have the same birthday as Jay-Z, too, Leni.""I know, I share my birthday with all black people.  I don't know one white person that shares my birthday."As we walked upstairs, my two girls were putting together some kind of contrived birthday scenario that involved Leni, Beyonce and Jay-Z."Wait, I forget," I began, "you have the same birthday as Beyonce?""No," Leni answered, "you have the same birthday as Beyonce, and I have the same birthday as Jay-Z.""Oh yeah, cool," and I began to imagine my own fantasy scenario of all of us having birthday cake together, joking about how white people think all black people can run fast, and Jay-Z confessing he didn't get picked to be on his high school track team because he ran as slow as a white guy.